Today I wanted:

A personal assistant. Job duties include: washing dishes, drinking champagne, blog editing, ski laundry, and providing entertainment when I jog on the treadmill.

$1,000 shopping spree to Lululemon.

My mother’s chocolate cake with gooey marshmallow icing.

A dresser to store my unmentionables.

A beach vacation.

Jeans that I don’t have to do lunges across the floor in order for them to fit.

A phone call from Ryan Reynolds telling me I’m beautiful.

What did you want today?