A Friendly Letter
Dear Next-Door Unit Couple,
Hi! How are you?
We have never formally met. In case you didn’t know, we have passed each other in the hallway, garage, and mailbox area numerous times but have never exchanged a single word.
Why is that?
Do we smell? Do we look disheveled most of the time? Do you find it unappealing that my engineer husband works on our car in a community garage?
I don’t think it is too much to ask for a smile or a hello. We do, after all, hear your dryer alarm go off every morning, and put up with your loud sexual encounters at 2am. Do you have to do the nasty to unce unce music all the time?
Maybe your introverted or lack the proper social skills to engage in a conversation. Nobody is perfect. Just say hi. If you did say hi, I would definitely bake you some of my pumpkin muffins or lemon bars. Or even invite you over for a Jack and Ginger cocktail.
I promise you will adore us after a quick chit chat. Come on, you know you can’t resist. What do you have to loose?
Sincerely,
Lauren and Mr. B
Ha ha ha! Love it. Our next door neighbor moved in a year ago and we have never met. If we pull into our driveways at the same time she will literally run inside. I just assume people like that lack social skills. But apparently your neighbors have some other skills… unce unce…
I guess some people are just special. 🙂
This is hysterical… they all are! Your blogs that is.. Okay.. do your social duty today and tell me what unch unce is.. Love. S
S – Unce Unce is a generic techno beat that is most commonly played in clubs.
Nice definition on the “unce ounce.” you should enter it in Wikipedia. : ). Sounds like your couple has Brenda/ Richard affliction with Compulsive Acoustic Sex Disorder thrown in. Some people are just into themselves!
Love, Mom