My day consisted of a stapler that would not staple, a jammed copy machine, spilt coffee on a white oxford, and failed Internet connections.

Why is it when you look for a bright colored cocktail dress every store is only carrying black?

Is it naughty to have the thought of plowing pedestrians over at the mall? Especially, if they aren’t using the crosswalk.

I need to make a run to The Wal-Mart to load up on my ammo wrapping paper.

I wonder if Mrs. Claus wears UGG boots?

I am meandering around in my ski boots right now full anticipation for another ski weekend.