thirty things i’ve learned
Today is my 30th birthday.
In my mind, 30 years is a long time…and I’ve seen and done a lot over these three decades. Some things I regret: crying over silly boys, not sticking with piano lessons, and giving up on competitive swimming. Some things I don’t, like traveling to Europe, learning to scuba dive, and running the Chicago marathon.
I wasn’t quite sure how I would feel or think about entering the “30 zone.” To tell you the truth, it’s been a bit of a roller coaster. One minute, I’m freaking out at the thought of leaving my twenties and bidding farewell to my youth. The next, I’m giddy at the prospect of my 30’s turning out to be the best years of my life.
Well, today, I’m ready to turn 30. I’m ready to start a new chapter in my life. But before I exit the “20’s ramp”, I thought I would leave you with 30 things I’ve learned over the years. Some are obvious, some funny, and some I hope are worth carrying with you.
1. Take risks. Big or small.
2. Don’t wear wrinkled clothes. It makes people frown and makes you look frumpy.
3. Display fresh flowers in your home. You should never have to dust your plants.
4. Windex really does clean everything.
5. Hang real art in your home. Even if you drew it yourself on Big Chief paper.
6. Compound interest is your best friend. Save your scrilla.
7. You always have a choice in the way you respond to any situation…good or bad. But don’t detract points from yourself – be kind.
8. Take an acting class at your local performing arts center. Your soul will thank you.
9. Prep for airport security before you get in line (i.e. take off your belt, take out your laptop, and remember, you can’t carry on a liter of shampoo!).
10. Chew gum while you cook: it will keep you from snacking.
11. Sometimes reading a magazine from back to front is the right thing to do.
12. Carry a small flashlight in your purse. You never know when you’ll be in the Costa Rican rainforest and it will be your only light source for 12 hours.
13. A cute pair of pumps and a killer bag will dress up any outfit.
14. Dirty gin martini with blue cheese stuffed olives. Amen.
15. Cover up the goods. Everyone likes a little mystery when it comes to the unmentionables.
16. Practice good posture. Your 90-year-old self will thank you.
17. The word “no” can solve a lot of problems and relieve unwanted stress. Say it.
18. If you ever find yourself in a super awkward conversation, like, at an office work party, ask the other person about their life. People love to talk about themselves.
19. When using a restroom at a bar, pee quickly. Others will thank you.
20. Everyone is insecure about something. Even Gordon Ramsey.
21. Say please and thank you to people in customer service. They are people, too.
22. Don’t forget the dining room table is actually a piece of furniture. Step away from the couch and TV and eat a meal on it.
23. Relationships aren’t 50/50. Each person has to give 100%.
24. Have an OPINION!!! Ask why! You don’t have to follow the heard.
25. Stroll – don’t walk – through a park. You’d be amazed at how different the world looks.
26. Ryan Gosling is hotter than Ryan Reynolds.
27. Travel somewhere new every year, even if it’s just to the little town down the road. You never know what adventures await.
28. Drink a glass of champagne for no reason.
29. Trust your gut.
30. Sometimes Plan B was Plan A all along.
Happy Birthday! This is a wonderful list …I was laughing at #12 because my husband and I got lost in the rain forest in Panama and it was the scariest thing ever. We were not prepared for that! It is a story we still laugh about today–that flashlight would have come in handy. Details, right?
Hope you have a great day.
OMG! What were you doing in Panama? The hubs and I have been thinking about going on a vacay there…curious if you found it scary? Thanks for the bday wishes!
My favorite: “Sometimes Plan B was Plan A all the time”!!!
Right?!! It just makes sense. Thanks for the birthday wishes!
26. that is all. we can still be friends. and happy birthday (again)!! 🙂
Ha! It’s the most important too! Thanks for the birthday wishes!
Happy Birthday Lady!!! Love your list! Cheers.
Thanks, friend!!!
I can’t figure out how to reply to my comment above so I am just going to answer here. I didn’t find Panama scary at all and would really enjoy it! We were just being ridiculous and thought we could hike to a beach (people told us it was an easy hike in the rain forest-not so much). We started hiking and realized we couldn’t find the path (it was 100 degrees, didn’t have the proper shoes/clothes, and the spiders were huge and green (my phobia)). It was SCARY but only because we were idiots for hiking on our own in the middle of Panama! 🙂 We laugh about it now but at the time I freaked out! I think you would like it (similar to Costa Rica in some ways). I studied abroad in Costa Rica–it was the best four months of my life. Pura Vida!
10 – i did NOT know that. that is awesome. i need to do that!! i bought loads of gum for work to prevent me from snacking but i didn’t think to do it in the kitchen!! happy happy 30th!! hope it was amazing!! xoxo
Thanks, Julie! It was a great birthday!! xoxo
I really, really liked #26 and #30. 🙂
Happy 30th!!!
Ha! Me too. Miss you friend!
Haaaapppppy birthday toooo you. Happy biiiirrrrthday to you. Haaaapppppyyyyyyy biiiirrrrthhhhdayyyyy dear Laurrrren. Happpppyyyy birthday to yooooouuuuu (in my best [worst] singing voice ever). I do number 10 all.the.time. It’s one of the few reasons I’m not full when I sit down for dinner. 🙂 Hope you did something grand today!!
You’re the best, friend!! Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!
Ha, this list made me laugh so much and I found myself nodding along to most of it (especially 28. I’m all about 28). Hope you had a simply marvellous day yesterday!
Thanks, Kathryn! Hopefully someday we will cross paths soon and drink some bubbly together!
Love this list! Happy birthday! I’m hitting the big 3-0 this year too! :-/
Thanks, Rachel! And cheers to turning 30 this year! xoxo
26. yes. a thousand times, yes.
Happy Birthday! What a fun list…
Thanks, Angela! It was a great birthday!
I hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday! I love your list, especially #30!
Fun post! I reached 3-0 a couple years ago and it’s not too bad 🙂
Great items on this list. But I disagree with one. Ryan Reynolds is hotter!
Thanks, Jamie! I’m definitely looking forward to my thirties!
Such sage advice from someone with a deep passion for living a honest and generous life. I’m going to write these pearls of wisdom down and use one per day to help guide my True North. Lauren, your best days are ahead, for sure. Love you!
Dad
You’re the best, Dad! Thanks for a perfect weekend. Love you!
Yay 30! Happy belated birthday 🙂 Love #23…so true.
Thanks for the bday wishes, Kelly!
Welcome to this side of 30!! I loved the list…if a stranger read this he/she would understand why everyone who knows you, loves you so much! I hope you have a fabulous birthday week!! Oh, and #30 has turned into my life motto:).
I heart you friend! xoxo
HAPPYBIRTHDAYAGAIN! Oh my god I love this, and feel the exact same way! Upset and excited all at the same time! I’m making your avocado mousse today…. and yes, I sat up straighter as I read this. 🙂 xoxo