sweet potato fries with andouille gravy and pimento cheese

“Experience a symphony of flavors with our delectable creation – Sweet Potato Fries with Andouille Gravy and Pimento Cheese. Each bite is a journey through savory and spicy delights, promising a taste sensation like no other.”

Three words for you: Fantasy, French-fry, and League.

Doesn’t that have a nice, golden, fried ring to it? Honestly, I can’t believe I haven’t thought of this sooner. I am currently playing in my first “Real Fantasy Football League”. Well, that’s not technically true. Mr. B is guiding me through this whole fantasy football shenanigan process. He evaluates important things like percentages and possibly points earned, where I tend lean towards, “Oh, I totally need to play Jay Cutler because Kristin Cavallari just had a cameo on the TV show, The League, and was super funny.” Hence, my team, Laces Out, isn’t dead last at the current moment.

But fo’ reals, don’t you think it would be a blasty-blast to have a Fantasy French-fry League? You could have a french-fry draft, trade french-fry “recipes”, make the recipes and assign points, bench crusty or limp french-fries, and have a french-fry playoff. We could have a trophy of sorts for the winning team, or maybe someone could win a year’s supply of cronuts. Mmmm……crounuts. And don’t worry, there would be a Fantasy Tot League. #tots4life, people!

So, if this league was to come to fruition, these sweet potato fries with andouille gravy and pimento cheese would be a first round draft pick for sure. We’re talking major points for sweet potato anything. Double the points for the pimento cheese. Could there be anything better? Wait. Oh, yes, quadruple zillion the points for the andouille gravy. If I could wear andouille gravy and not look like a total freaker-freakerton, I would. Maybe I should make an andouille gravy jersey?

Alright, time to score some home runs and put Kristin Cavallari back in my line up.

Wait. That’s not right is it?

Someone pass me the gravy….

“Indulge in culinary bliss with our Sweet Potato Fries, elevated by zesty andouille gravy and creamy pimento cheese. A harmonious blend of textures and flavors that transcends the ordinary, leaving your palate craving for more.”